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Truddles
Member

A friend sent this to me in an attempt to cheer me up.

I wish I were a glow worm
For a glow worm's never glum.
For how can you be gloomy
When the sun shines out of your b**!

Tue Nov 10 2009 17:48:08 #
Parvez Choudhry
Member

Ha Ha! Very amusing. Thanks Truddles.

There was a young lady of Crete,
Who was so exceedingly neat,
When she got out of bed
She stood on her head,
To make sure of not soiling her feet.

Wed Nov 25 2009 17:12:36 #
Unregistered

There was a young lady from Moreton
Who had two dogs, one long and one short 'un
And not only that
A black and white cat
Which could fart like a 650 Norton.

Sorry for lowering the tone folks, but you wanted cheering up! Joyce

Wed Nov 25 2009 19:00:22 #
Truddles
Member

Parvez and joyce,
I love the jokes, isn't it amazing that though we're all going through hell we still manage to retain a sense of humour. Let's keep each other smiling
Truddles

Fri Nov 27 2009 19:06:26 #
Nimrod
Key Master

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that a lady was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy

When asked why she had such a big password, she said she was told it had to be at least 8 characters.

Fri Nov 27 2009 20:24:25 #
Truddles
Member

Nice one Caps.
Pleased to see you joining in.
Isn't english great it gives plenty of scope for jokes and misunderstandings.
Truddles

Fri Nov 27 2009 21:51:07 #
Nimrod
Key Master

Hi Truddles,

I've been joining in for years as I have been running the old forum as the Administrator, now called Key Master on this new forum.

Yes, English is great and here's some things you can do with it:

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS NO MORE ZS

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

Have fun,
Caps

Fri Nov 27 2009 23:10:24 #
Truddles
Member

Caps
2 Ys U R
2 Ys U B
I think U R
2 Ys 4 me!
Truddles

Fri Nov 27 2009 23:17:42 #
Truddles
Member

Try saying this quickly after a night on the town-

1 1 was a race horse
1 2 was 1 2
1 1 1 1 race
1 2 1 1 2.

Sorry having a childish 5 minutes
Truddles

Fri Nov 27 2009 23:23:30 #
Nimrod
Key Master

I had a pony on that one.

Caps

Fri Nov 27 2009 23:39:56 #
Truddles
Member

You're in a room with no doors or windows. The only item in the room with you is a table. How do you get out?

Fri Nov 27 2009 23:47:36 #
Unregistered

Do you table a motion? (suggested by hubby but he's only just woken up), Joyce

Sat Nov 28 2009 8:53:43 #
Truddles
Member

Sorry didn't give the answer last night, but by now you all know what an idiot I am
It's a play on words and is better when spoken rather than written but here goes....

You're in a room with no doors or windows. The only item in the room is a table. How do you get out?

Rub your hands together until they're sore.
Use the saw to saw the table in half.
And as you all know two halves make a whole.
So now you can go through the hole to escape

Sat Nov 28 2009 13:34:40 #
Nimrod
Key Master

But what if you are miles and miles away from anyone who can help?

You shout and shout until you are hoarse then jump on the horse and ride away.

Caps

Sat Nov 28 2009 21:13:46 #
Unregistered

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has paws before the claws and the other has a pause before the clause.

Sun Aug 1 2010 23:13:13 #