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   Truddles
   Member

   Spy d err

   Wed Dec 8 2010 22:24:29 #
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   Ella
   Member

   yup! ur clever!

   Wed Dec 8 2010 22:25:28 #
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   Truddles
   Member

   

   Wed Dec 8 2010 22:28:09 #
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   Ella
   Member

   

   Wed Dec 8 2010 22:29:02 #
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   Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

   Thu Jan 13 2011 9:11:37 #
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   Nimrod
   Key Master

   So they can be seen when they are floating upside down in custard.

   What's big and red and lies upside down in the gutter?

   Thu Jan 13 2011 9:20:34 #
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   Truddles
   Member

   Santa, following a visit to the Forum Christmas party?

   Thu Jan 13 2011 15:31:03 #
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   Unregistered

   Nope

   and I dunno...lol

   Fri Jan 14 2011 11:51:47 #
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   Nimrod
   Key Master

   What's big and red and lies upside down in the gutter?

   A dead bus.

   Fri Jan 14 2011 12:10:24 #
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    jo
    Member

    

    Fri Jan 14 2011 13:13:29 #
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    @Caps the answer was so the can hide in cherry trees, have you ever seen one hiding in a cherry tree?

    Fri Jan 14 2011 14:32:11 #
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    Nimrod
    Key Master

    @Caps the answer was so the can hide in cherry trees, have you ever seen one hiding in a cherry tree?

    No, I haven't seen one hiding in a cherry tree and that is because they are hidden, but I have seen one floating upside down in custard. Perhaps he fell out of the cherry tree.

    Sat Jan 15 2011 9:28:02 #
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    Truddles
    Member

    but I have seen one floating upside down in custard. Perhaps he fell out of the cherry tree.

    
    
    You get to see more of life than I do

    Sat Jan 15 2011 22:37:53 #
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    Nimrod
    Key Master

    but I have seen one floating upside down in custard. Perhaps he fell out of the cherry tree.

    You get to see more of life than I do

    This answers the riddle of why George Washington chopped down the cherry tree. It was because he didn't want elephants hiding in it!

    Sun Jan 16 2011 10:13:37 #
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    Jerama
    Member

    What came first, the chicken or the egg?

    Sun Jan 16 2011 10:35:56 #
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    Truddles
    Member

    The chicken as an egg can't occur without an animal capable of laying it. In other words the chicken evolved to lay eggs.

    But in terms of riddles - it depends on which one was the faster as to which came first

    Sun Jan 16 2011 10:45:01 #
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    Tess
    Member

    We had a hen who would only lay her eggs on the bonnet of our car - this is absolutely true, I am not making it up. All the other chicken used to stand underneath waiting for it to roll down and grab it and she wouldn't lay when anyone was watching. One day my husband hid behind the wall and as the egg was laid he jumped out and caught it before it hit the ground. We ended up with a fist shaped egg and that was the day we learned that eggs are like soft jelly inside a membrane as they are laid and the shells harden within seconds as they are exposed to the air. If the egg drops into water as it is laid it will stay in it's jelly like state and when you take it out of the water it will not harden. We sometimes have to fish jelly eggs out of the water trough.
    So neither the chicken nor the egg came first the answer is jelly.

    Sun Jan 16 2011 11:00:37 #
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    Truddles
    Member

    Raspberry or strawberry

    Sun Jan 16 2011 13:18:44 #
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    Unregistered

    Blackcurrant. In a rabbit shaped mold.

    Sun Jan 16 2011 16:03:44 #
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    Soxon
    Key Master

    Rabbits Where?

    Sun Jan 16 2011 18:18:44 #
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    Unregistered

    Just a rabbit shaped jelly, I'm afraid.

    Sun Jan 16 2011 19:07:16 #
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    Jerama
    Member

    What came first, the chicken or the egg?

    The cockerel came first - and fertilized the egg.

    (Oooooerrrr Mrs. !!!)

    Sun Jan 16 2011 20:46:54 #
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    Unregistered

    @Caps
    Damn it! You're good ><

    Mon Jan 17 2011 12:07:28 #

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