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   jo
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   a cloud?

   Fri Aug 6 2010 18:34:20 #
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   Truddles
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   A towel

   Fri Aug 6 2010 19:05:10 #
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   Yep, a towel.

   Fri Aug 6 2010 19:14:34 #
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   Truddles
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   I knew that as all mine are wringing wet

   Fri Aug 6 2010 20:32:33 #
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   Oh how we love hand-washing compulsions.

   More sarcasim from the Sarcasim Queen.

   Fri Aug 6 2010 21:17:15 #
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   Amz
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   The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

   Tue Aug 10 2010 18:51:29 #
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   Truddles
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   Footsteps?

   Tue Aug 10 2010 20:43:39 #
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   ^ Smarter than me.

   I couldn't even guess! My brain died!

   Wed Aug 11 2010 0:11:05 #
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   Truddles
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   What do cats have that no other animal has?

   Wed Aug 11 2010 10:42:51 #
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    Kittens

    Wed Aug 11 2010 10:47:32 #
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    Truddles
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    Yep
    I know it was a childish riddle but I can never think of any jokes or riddles. Must get my brain sorted and try to remember some

    Wed Aug 11 2010 10:57:21 #
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    I know a Riddle!!

    Tom.

    Wed Aug 11 2010 20:02:50 #
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    Rawr :) im a dinosaur :L
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    I man is found hung in a barn, he is hung up too far for anyone to reach, there is no ladder underneath the man, only a puddle of water, how did he die?

    

    Sat Sep 4 2010 12:47:11 #
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    Truddles
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    Was stood on a large piece of ice in order to hang himself then the ice melted?

    Sat Sep 4 2010 15:05:32 #
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    Rawr :) im a dinosaur :L
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    yepp i knew you lot would get that haha

    Sat Sep 4 2010 17:30:22 #
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    Well somebody hung him, hid all the evidence (ie: the ladder) and then the person who killed him wet themselves in anitispation.

    Either that or Naked Dumledore came along and levetated him so he could die.

    Sat Sep 4 2010 17:32:02 #
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    Awwww, I didn't post my aswer in time.

    Sat Sep 4 2010 17:32:52 #
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    Rawr :) im a dinosaur :L
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    ok, erm.. jess, your answer kinda scares me haha, oh well

    ok hears another one

    A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?

    Sat Sep 4 2010 21:57:04 #
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    Truddles
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    He was an astronaut???

    Sat Sep 4 2010 22:17:39 #
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    Rawr :) im a dinosaur :L
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    yess

    Sun Sep 5 2010 11:23:24 #
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    Truddles
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    If three hens lay three eggs in three days, how many eggs does a hen lay in a day?

    Sun Sep 5 2010 11:43:07 #
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    Rawr :) im a dinosaur :L
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    do you mean 3 eggs each or 3 eggs altogether

    if its 3 eggs each then the answer is [i think] 9 eggs per day

    if its 3 eggs altogether then the answer is [i think yet again lol] 1 egg per day

    Sun Sep 5 2010 11:45:53 #
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    Truddles
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    Yep, I meant three eggs in total laid by all three hens in three days therefore the answer is either one or zero as a hen can't lay 1/3 of an egg Well done

    Sun Sep 5 2010 14:45:55 #
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    Nimrod
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    Oh, I dunno, some of the eggs I have bought in the supermarket recently have been so small that they could have been 1/3 of an egg!

    But, if it takes 2 men 2 days to dig a hole, how long does it take 1 man to dig half a hole?

    Sun Sep 5 2010 19:19:15 #
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    jo
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    you can't dig half a hole, its either a hole or not?

    Sun Sep 5 2010 19:27:39 #
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    Nimrod
    Key Master

    Correct. Your turn to set a riddle.

    Sun Sep 5 2010 19:33:44 #
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    Truddles
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    Mary's father has four daughters, they are Alice, Bridget and Claire but what is the name of the fourth daughter?

    Sun Sep 5 2010 19:46:27 #
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    jo
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    Ernie lives all alone. He never goes out and no one ever comes to see him. Lonely in the extreme, Ernie decides he has had enough, he waters his plants one last time, switches off the lights and leaves his home forever.
    Why does Ernies decision lead to the death of ten men?

    Sun Sep 5 2010 19:51:20 #
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    jo
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    mary

    Sun Sep 5 2010 19:52:16 #
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    Truddles
    Member

    Correct

    OT It ate my post again naughty forum

    Was he a lighthouse keeper

    Sun Sep 5 2010 20:01:11 #

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