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   Truddles
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   lunch and dinner (if you want to be posh )

   I saw this joke recently -
   You are in a room with three monkeys, one has a banana, one has a stick and one has nothing. Which primate in the room is the smartest?

   Fri May 7 2010 19:08:05 #
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   hahaha very good

   Fri May 7 2010 19:08:57 #
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   Unregistered

   Hahahaha "details" :D. I like it.

   A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

   Fri May 7 2010 19:10:19 #
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   Hi Trudy,
   I don't know, which primate is the samrtest?

   Fri May 7 2010 19:12:20 #
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   Unregistered

   he held a glass of water over his head?

   Fri May 7 2010 19:13:12 #
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   Ola
   Member

   1) You are in a room with three monkeys, one has a banana, one has a stick and one has nothing. Which primate in the room is the smartest? The answer is you/me The monkey cant be smarter than me..lol

   Fri May 7 2010 19:14:38 #
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   Hahahaha yup yup Jo, you were right

   & the answer to Trudys is this - Hopefully, you.
   You see, humans are primates as well as monkeys.

   Fri May 7 2010 19:15:06 #
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   OMG yay finally

   Fri May 7 2010 19:18:00 #
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   Truddles
   Member

   You are asked to dig a hole 4 metres x 3 metres x 2 metres. How much dirt is in the hole?

   Sat May 8 2010 15:14:49 #
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    Ola
    Member

    About 24 cubic metres?

    Sat May 8 2010 15:47:57 #
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    Truddles
    Member

    NO sorry wrong answer

    Sat May 8 2010 16:48:51 #
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    Ola
    Member

    none?

    Sat May 8 2010 17:08:39 #
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    Truddles
    Member

    Yep!

    Sat May 8 2010 17:18:22 #
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    billboard
    Member

    This is silly one but .....
    I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am not a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. Can you name me?
    

    Sun May 9 2010 0:01:37 #
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    Wombat140
    Member

    Ha ha... washing machine!
    I really will have to think of a riddle soon!

    Mon May 10 2010 19:44:25 #
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    [/i]Lol, these are all great XD

    Romeo and Juliet are found dead in a room; lying on the floor.
    The only other things in the room are a shelf, a puddle of water and smashed glass..........how did they die???[i]

    Fri May 14 2010 13:32:48 #
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    Truddles
    Member

    I meant to reply to this one to say that it's stumped me and I can't think of the answer

    Tue Jul 6 2010 19:35:42 #
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    Truddles
    Member

    Suddenly thought of the answer on the way home on the bus today !

    Is it that Romeo and Juliet are fish and their bowl fell off the shelf? Gee I'm slow on the uptake at times

    Wed Jul 7 2010 15:39:34 #
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    Lol, yeah ^^ I love that one.

    Okay there's 30 people on a plane - the plane crashes near burial ground in France, where did they bury the survivors?

    Thu Jul 8 2010 11:55:58 #
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    Truddles
    Member

    One would hope nowhere or it would be murder

    Thu Jul 8 2010 13:21:36 #
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    jo
    Member

    Ahhh......fish in a bowl, that has been bugging me for ages, so obvious once you can see the answer well done Trudy

    Thu Jul 8 2010 14:30:03 #
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    Yeah,
    Most people say in the graveyard. ><;

    Fri Jul 9 2010 8:28:34 #
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    Soxon
    Key Master

    How many burgers can you eat on an empty stomach?

    Sun Jul 11 2010 18:56:57 #
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    jo
    Member

    one ?

    Mon Jul 12 2010 9:24:27 #
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    Soxon
    Key Master

    Correct as after one you're no longer eating on an empty stomach

    Mon Jul 12 2010 17:18:06 #
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    Ha! I like that one
    Here's one: I'm white as a ghost,
    The longer I stand the shorter I get,
    I am NOT a ghost!

    Tue Jul 13 2010 11:34:13 #
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    Truddles
    Member

    Haven't a clue, though with me that's not unusual

    Sun Jul 18 2010 21:22:30 #
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    Lol, anyone else wanna guess?

    Mon Jul 19 2010 11:35:23 #
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    Truddles
    Member

    Didn't want to say last time for fear of looking stupid - but what the heck!
    Is it a candle?

    Sat Jul 24 2010 13:40:05 #
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    I'm guessing candle too... Here's one I know. (really stupid but... :roll:)

    What gets wetter as it dries?

    Thu Aug 5 2010 21:39:03 #

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