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  1. noooo, my hill, what happened, lol

    the police decided i had done nothing wrong and let me go, it started to rain and you had no shelter so you ran inside my house to keep dry, meanwhile i put my rainmac on and made my way up the hill, yay, mwhahaha

    MY HILL

    Wed Sep 8 2010 21:57:18 #
  2. sorry for the double post, it said it hadnt posted it

    Wed Sep 8 2010 21:57:59 #
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    It's mine and Trudy's hill because we wrote our names on it.

    Wed Sep 8 2010 21:58:44 #
  4. nooo, but it cant be, i scribbled it off in anger MY HILL

    Wed Sep 8 2010 22:02:05 #
  5. It was unfortunate that you didn't take a torch and so you didn't see a hole that Soxon had made to shelter in for a kip. You fell in it and in a dazed state climbed out and feeling dizzy promptly fell over and rolled down the hill. Laughing I raced back up the hill to finish the cuppa that I'd started. BTW I wont get wet as the duvet is one I pinched from the hospital and so has a waterproof cover on it. It makes a fantastic warm shelter from the rain

    So once again it's

    MY HILL

    Wed Sep 8 2010 22:04:15 #
  6. nooo, lol, its my hill i mean it, the hill shall be mine

    You forgot to bring food supplies so you got really hungry.
    I told you that i was cooking a delicous pizza in the oven that was yours if you wanted it, you ran down the hill, so i made my way, yet again, up the hill, with enough water, food and shelter to make sure i stayed on the hill as long as i could, and btw i just filled the hole up

    my hill

    Thu Sep 9 2010 6:04:36 #
  7. Ok who's filled in my hole?

    The hole that I was using to take a kip in the sun
    Looks as if I'll have to dig another SO I went to get a JCB with all the attachments and raced up the hill in it, you took fright with the noise and ran and I squashed all your possessions.
    After redigging my kip hole I sat back to enjoy a refreshing cuppa and some of the delicious food left by the previous occupant.

    MY HILL

    Fri Sep 10 2010 14:25:12 #
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    Tsk tsk tsk..... Honest to goodness how childish to be fighting over a hill. I do not hesitate to inform you that and as you all start to angrily throw back insults, I walk of into the sunset leaving you to fight.

    Your hill.

    Sat Sep 11 2010 15:51:10 #
  9. well thats not fun jess, now is it? :L

    i sat there and cried [because you just ruined all my things], you came over to give me sympathy, as you went indoors to make yourself a cuppa i quickly ran up the hill and [foolishly] superglued myself to the hill

    my hill [forever hehe]

    Mon Sep 13 2010 21:28:42 #
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    Yesh well I decided to be a spoil sport.

    Tue Sep 14 2010 9:42:34 #
  11. Whilst you were both discussing the merits of being a spoil sport I poured warm water under rawr so releasing rawr from the grip of the superglue. Then rawr and Jess slid down the hill on the flow of warm water. I was then able to reclaim the hill. MY HILL

    Wed Sep 15 2010 17:08:54 #
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    Can't soak me, I'm at home. Watching you fight over the hill from my window.

    Wed Sep 15 2010 17:18:31 #
  13. Unfortunately the drains outside Jess's house are blocked and all of the water Soxon poured on the hill ran down and flooded the area forcing Jess to go to high ground. The only high ground was the hill so Jess was forced to go up the hill and try to claim it as her hill.

    Thu Sep 16 2010 11:07:44 #
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    I LIVE on a hill. My house can't be flooded and if there was a flood I am already on high ground because my house is, in fact, on a hill. SO HA!

    Thu Sep 16 2010 13:05:12 #
  15. As I enjoy life on my hill so much I thought I would like another one so I ran up the hill where Jess lives and kicked her out of her house that is on the hill and claimed the hill as mine. The hill where Jess lived is now My Hill.

    Thu Sep 16 2010 19:22:24 #
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    I'm still in my house. You're not here, I am. And besides we only know each other through this forum. You can't possibly know where I live...... Unless Jude told you..... In that case, I'd better leg it as I'm scared of blokes.

    Thu Sep 16 2010 23:12:28 #
  17. I realised that things were quiet and so I got out my binoculars to have a look to see if anyone was on the hill. There wasn't anyone on the hill so I gathered up the essentials especially the duvet with the waterproof cover on it and set off up the hill. On reaching the top I was pleased to find that my tent and billy can and mug were still there. So I lit the fire and put the billy can on to boil to make a refreshing cuppa. So once again MY HILL

    Tue Sep 21 2010 18:59:12 #
  18. it rained later that night therefore putting our your lovely fire

    also a random tiger jumps out of no where [btw he's my tiger, he likes me, just not other people ]

    so as you run for your life, he quite happily chews up your tent and duvet

    MY HILL

    Wed Sep 22 2010 15:39:07 #
  19. The police hear from members of the public that there's a tiger loose of on the hill and using the Dangerous Wild Animal Act 1976 they take you and your tiger to the police station to establish as to whether you have a licence and insurance for the tiger. I saw you being bundled into a black maria and the tiger into a secure van and so I was able to take a leisurely stroll to the top of the hill to reclaim it. MY HILL!

    Thu Sep 23 2010 16:06:38 #
  20. noo not freddie the tiger

    i then get out my paper work and show them i have licence && insurance, so they let me keep freddie *yay*

    So yet again i make my way up the hill with freddie the tiger, making you run for your life *yet again*

    MY HILL

    Sat Sep 25 2010 12:48:35 #
  21. You then reread your licence and realised that Freddie had to be kept in a suitable enclosure so as not to pose a risk to the public With a heavy heart you trudged down the hill to get supplies to build a suitable enclosure Whilst you were gone I went back up the hill to reclaim what is rightfully mine I didn't even have to walk up the hill as Soxon had left the JCB at the bottom of the hill, must remember not to fall in the hole that he dug
    So once again it's

    MY HILL

    Thu Sep 30 2010 15:23:33 #
  22. But the JCD ran out of fuel as you were halfway up so you had to go and get some more fuel from the garage 5 miles away. As I happened to have some spare fuel in my car I was able to use the JCB to fill in the hole and to dig some defences to stop anyone trying to get up the hill - MY HILL.

    Thu Sep 30 2010 19:40:42 #
  23. I dunno you find a decent hole to stretch out in the sun and have a kip and people are determined to fill it in

    So whilst you were asleep I carefully picked my way through the defences that you had made and bundled you into an empty barrel and sent you rolling down the hill. After sitting and having a well earned cuppa I set about trying to repair the devastation that you had caused to this beautiful hill (that by the way had been declared a SSSI) when you built your defences. I then installed a lock on the fuel cap to prevent anyone else filling it with their own fuel
    It's going to take a lot of work to restore the hill to it's former glory

    MY HILL !

    Fri Oct 1 2010 13:24:05 #
  24. While you were having a well earned cuppa I gathered together some very good friends and we fenced off the hill, went up it and did some restoration work and planted some plants that attracted the wildlife that should resside there. To protect the wildlife we employed some secret security measures to keep everyone off the hill except me, my friends and the wildlife. I am in charge of this project so it is My Hill.

    Fri Oct 1 2010 21:50:21 #
  25. As Bingo's friend I was one of his helpers. We did a good job of restoration so that the SSSI was restored to it's former glory. But as Bingo took a well deserved look around the hill I took him to the steepest part and tripped him over and pushed him so that he rolled right to the bottom of the hill - My Hill.

    Fri Oct 1 2010 22:04:30 #
  26. Natural England heard of your efforts to reinstate the hill as at the beginning of September it had been declared an SSSI. They didn't approve of the secret security measures or of the violence as they didn't comply with the regulations governing the protection of these sites. They also removed you from the hill and reinstated me as warden of the site. It was me that discovered the rare large tortoiseshell butterfly and as a reward they had made me warden at the beginning of September. So I think you'll all agree that with the backing of Natural England it's MY HILL

    Fri Oct 1 2010 22:11:44 #
  27. I appealed to Natural England and they did not believe you when you complained of violence but they did approve of the secret security measures I had put in to protect the wildlife. Because they did not believe you they sacked you as warden and made me a lifetime unremoveable head warden with powers to ban you from the hill. Indeed they were so pleased with what I had done that they transferred ownership of the land to me and gave me the right to live there permanently. My Hill

    Fri Oct 1 2010 23:03:12 #
  28. Sadley the stress of maintaining the Hill in good order was too much for Bingo whose health was failing so he had to give up living on the hill on his own. In vierw of this Natural England were keen to replace Bingo with someone who could maintain the hill in good order so they awarded tenancy of the hill to me untill they could find a permanent replacement. My hill. Caps

    Any Offers???

    Wed Oct 20 2010 21:22:05 #
  29. Seeing that the hill is in a neglected state I moved in and set up camp there.

    My hill

    Thu Oct 21 2010 8:19:32 #
  30. I still had the keys to the JCB that Soxon dropped when he put the fuel cap on it and so I used it to gentle shove your makeshift camp down the hill whilst you were asleep.
    I then pitched my luxury tent and settled down to make a refreshing cuppa.
    In the morning I'll use the JCB to try and repair some of the mess that Bingo and his pals have made. It's a shame to see the hill in such a neglected state
    So once again it's

    MY HILL!

    Fri Oct 22 2010 13:38:12 #

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