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1. 

   Nimrod
   Key Master

   I'm bald - see my avatar, that's why I wear the helmet. You must have dreampt about the fairies when you were away with them, so I am still on the hill. My Hill.

   Mon Aug 30 2010 8:05:57 #
2. 

   
   Unregistered

   I didn't say the hair was on your head, if what you are saying is true, then my fairy friends simply dragged you away by your armpit hair. My hill.

   Mon Aug 30 2010 13:55:34 #
3. 

   Nimrod
   Key Master

   After all this talk about hair you decided to go to the hairdresser and while you were there I went up the hill to claim My Hill.

   Tue Aug 31 2010 21:26:19 #
4. 

   Soxon
   Key Master

   A strong electromagnet was turned on at the bottom of the hill and you went flying through the air and were caught on the magnet, it was a big mistake to wear the chain mail Caps Whilst you were stuck on the magnet I rushed up the hill to claim it as mine - again My hill

   Tue Aug 31 2010 21:44:13 #
5. 

   Nimrod
   Key Master

   The electromagnet used so much electricity that the meter soon ran out and while you went to get some more change for the meter I ran back up the hill and reclaimed it as mine. My Hill.

   Tue Aug 31 2010 22:11:22 #
6. 

   
   Unregistered

   I own the hill. It says so on the papers. I evicted you both and you were put on a derset island while I relaxed by the fire watching Tokyo Mew Mew. My hill.

   Wed Sep 1 2010 15:41:20 #
7. 

   Nimrod
   Key Master

   Nobody believes the papers you claim to have, nor do they believe that you have the authority (or the power) to evict anyone. However, I fancied the idea of a holiday on a desert island as it made a change from being at home on top of my hill so off I went. When I returned, fully refreshed I saw you relaxing by the fire and crept up on you and rolled you down the hill and reclaimed my rightful posession - My Hill.

   Wed Sep 1 2010 20:19:15 #
8. 

   Truddles
   Member

   When Soxon was run over by the steam roller I helped the poor soul to get up and assessed his injuries. On the underside of him in the matted fur I discovered a Large Tortoiseshell Butterfly, which as you know is critically endangered. I had the hill declared a SSSI (a site of special scientific interest) and was as a reward for my efforts made the warden in charge of the site So my hill

   Wed Sep 1 2010 20:31:52 #
9. 

   Nimrod
   Key Master

   While you may have been made warden of the site you are not actually on top of the hill and I am still there and posession is 9 points of the law. As for the tenth, I stuck my tounge out at the butterfly and scared it away and it went off and found somewhere more suitable to live. So, I am still here and it is still My Hill.

   Wed Sep 1 2010 21:04:08 #
10. 

    Truddles
    Member

    Well you obviously didn't see me in amongst the trees at the top of the hill observing the butterflies. One of the trees was unsafe and so I felled it and guess who got in the way of it as it rolled down the hill. Yes it was you Don't worry I'll send flowers and grapes to you in the hospital, just let me know the ward MY HILL

    Wed Sep 1 2010 21:18:19 #
11. 

    
    Unregistered

    The warden of the site who gave the hill to Trudy was telling fibs because I own the hill, I have all the papers. To prove my point, I'll show you the deed.

    http://www.iaza.com/work/100903C/Deed60105.png

    My signature, right there in blue pixels! My hill.

    Thu Sep 2 2010 17:11:48 #
12. 

    Nimrod
    Key Master

    Sorry Jess, you actually have to be on the hill to own it - that is what is written in the rules - which you wrote. So your claim that the hill is yours is false.

    I looked up the rules while I was in hospital and it helped me to recover quickly, so quickly in fact that I was better while Truddles was buying my flowers and grapes so I went back up my hill to claim My Hill.

    Thu Sep 2 2010 21:11:31 #
13. 

    
    Unregistered

    Tsk tsk tsk, you're all trespassing on my property. Very naughty.
    I get my bouncers to physicly remove you all from my hill and I go back up my hill and pin a notice on it. Now you have to pay me when you walk on my hill grass and breathe my hill air. And the papers are fully valid so the hill is mine. My hill.

    Fri Sep 3 2010 14:14:20 #
14. 

    Soxon
    Key Master

    Your bouncers were caught fighting and so you and the bouncers were hauled in for questioning by the police. That gave me the chance to reclaim my hill, I've also put bollards up at the bottom of the hill to prevent any more vehicles coming up the hill and squashing me again MY HILL

    Fri Sep 3 2010 14:19:12 #
15. 

    
    Unregistered

    My bouncers explained to the police that they were fully-qualified bouncers/bodygaurds and showed them their licences. The police were happy with their explaniations and honestly so let them (and me) go. Then my bouncers took down all your stupid little thingys, nobody can flaten the hill, my wizard friend cast a charm on it so you can't REMEMBER? It was only a page or two ago peeps. You were kicked off the hill and I got back on the hill to dance to soe wonderful Katy Perry music. (just got her new album YESH!)
    My hill. Always was, always will be. See the first post, it was my post, meaning I have owned the hill all along.

    Fri Sep 3 2010 17:48:24 #
16. 

    jo
    Member

    I rang the taste police, who arrested you for playing katy perry and took you to have your taste levels readjusted. I stuck some elvis on and stretched out on my deckchair.
    My hill

    Fri Sep 3 2010 19:01:55 #
17. 

    Truddles
    Member

    You really shouldn't have bought one of those posh deck chairs with wheels as whilst you were stretched out listening to Elvis, I took the brake off and gave the chair a push and off down the hill you shot I'm now back where I belong on my hill MY HILL

    Fri Sep 3 2010 19:58:59 #
18. 

    Nimrod
    Key Master

    I rang you and asked if I could pop round for a cup of tea to discuss your "ownership" of the hill and you agreed. While you were pouring the tea I gave you a great big shove and pushed you off the hill. Then I sat down to enjoy my tea on My Hill.

    Sat Sep 4 2010 8:24:02 #
19. 

    Truddles
    Member

    I didn't realise that the milk was off and once you'd drunk the tea you had to dash down the hill to the safety of the bathroom I then limped up the hill nursing a twisted ankle and bruised ribs with a fresh bottle of milk and settled with my feet up to drink a lovely fresh cuppa My hill

    Sat Sep 4 2010 14:55:29 #
20. 

    
    Unregistered

    I come charging back to the hill singing Waking Up In Vegas extremely loudly with Katy Perry, Russell Brand. (who were totally meant tobe together, yanno? They're both extremely weird and slightly mad so it works) And as for Elvis, well he was abducted by aliens and he was released by the aliens just at that very moment. He landed on the hill. I screamed because I'm an Elvis fangirl (yes, I said AN. I CAN SAY IT NOW I AM SMART) and then Elvis saw Katy Perry and screamed because he's a Katy Perry fangirl-who-isn't-a-girl. So we all sung Waking Up In Vegas together very loudly.

    Jo was upset because of Elvis turned out to be a Katy Perry fangirl-who-isn't-a-girl and then she ran off crying her eyes out.
    "Poor Jo!" Said Caps and Trudy and they ran off to go and comfort her.

    My hill, and if you want signed copies of my novel it'll stay that way.
    Blackmail is so sweet!

    Sat Sep 4 2010 15:16:33 #
21. 

    Soxon
    Key Master

    I sent you an anonymous text saying that Katy Perry was in town today meeting her fans, you were so excited that you forgot about the hill and raced off to meet her leaving the coast or rather hill clear for yours truly So it's now once again my hill

    Mon Sep 6 2010 22:53:14 #
22. 

    Nimrod
    Key Master

    While you were on your way to the hill we met on the way and as I was still poorly from the milk that was off you offered to go to the chemist to get some vitamins for me and when you set off to get them I went up the hill. My Hill.

    Tue Sep 7 2010 8:05:22 #
23. 

    
    Unregistered

    Soxon, I was already WITH Katy Perry remember? Nice try, but I'mm not that stupid. Plus, even if I wasn't on the hill with Katy Perry and Elvils and Russell Brand and most likely the rest of the cast of St Trinian's, I wouldn't leave to go and meet her because PEOPLE would be there. Like non-girls and screaming kids. Yucky! So the hill's mine and Trudy's.

    Tue Sep 7 2010 12:43:49 #
24. 

    Nimrod
    Key Master

    A huge herd of screaming girls and kids started to go up the hill to meet Katy Perry and any others they thought were up there so Jess and Trudy had to chase the girls and kids off the hill and while they were busy doing that I went up the hill to reclaim My Hill.

    Wed Sep 8 2010 7:57:26 #
25. 

    
    Unregistered

    I wouldn't go after people. I hate kids, they set off me OCD.

    Mine and Trudy's hill.

    Wed Sep 8 2010 13:22:25 #
26. 

    Soxon
    Key Master

    But I don't mind going after people and I don't mind chasing after kids So snapping and snarling I chased all the kids off the hill MY HILL

    Wed Sep 8 2010 21:22:39 #
27. 

    Rawr :) im a dinosaur :L
    Member

    noooo, mwhahaha, [feeling hyper] how aboutt....????

    i told you i was having a party at my house, you ran off the hill to my house, which then i could freely run up the hill, turning it into my hill

    Wed Sep 8 2010 21:42:29 #
28. 

    Truddles
    Member

    The party started to get out of hand - the usual teenage stuff The police arrived to break it up and as it was your house they insisted that you went with them to check the damage and to give a statement. Of course they saw me as a responsible adult (though I will admit that at times that is debatable )and allowed me to leave. This meant that I was able to reclaim the hill. So I settled down in front of the camp fire at the top of the hill for a nice cup of tea wrapped in my large warm duvet. It was starting to get rather chilly
    So once again it's MY HILL

    Wed Sep 8 2010 21:51:15 #
29. 

    Truddles
    Member

    I meant I was wrapped in the duvet - not the cup of tea

    Wed Sep 8 2010 21:52:40 #
30. 

    Rawr :) im a dinosaur :L
    Member

    nooo, my hill, what happened, lol

    the police decided i was innocent and had done nothing wrong, it started to rain, and you had no shelter, so you quickly ran inside my house to keep dry, meanwhile i put my rain mac on and made my way up the hill again mwhahahaha

    MY HILL

    Wed Sep 8 2010 21:55:03 #

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