My friend, Stitch, was very p****d off about the Hulk hurting me so she went to beat him up. Stitch won the epic battle (natch) and we sat together on the hill and set about building our luxry mansion. My hill.
My friend, Stitch, was very p****d off about the Hulk hurting me so she went to beat him up. Stitch won the epic battle (natch) and we sat together on the hill and set about building our luxry mansion. My hill.
I was slow posting and threw the wrong person off the hill
but you both were arrested for brawling in public so my hill still
BTW planning permission is denied
I broke out of jail because I'm smart like that.
My hill. My mansion.
I escaped from the cop shop and feeling reckless stole a steam roller and drove it straight at the hill, you saw me coming and ran off. My hill.
I can't keep up with both of you it's not fair so it should be my hill
Stitch came back and threw you both in the air. You landed in Australlia. My Hill. My Mansion. My Roller Coaster. My PLUMBOB!
I dug a big hole and burrowed right under the hill from oz, i pushed you and stitch in the hole and put a big cork in it. My hill.
We got out the hole. 'Nuff said. My hill.
Nope not enuff said, still my hill
We're very smart and can get out of the hill. I have aliens and wizards on my side. My hill.
Put up big sign saying "get orf my land"
Settled down to read newpaper
whilst the police came and took all wizards and aliens and sent them home. Still my hill.
Stitch stole your newspaper and flushed it down a toilet in Australlia. You ran all the way to Australlia to get itt back. I took your sign down and put up a new one that reads 'Get of my f***ing land or I will unleash my gang of aliens and wizards - Jess The Owner Of The Hill' and then I sat down in my cosy mansion to watch St Trinian's. My Hill.
The aliens and wizards are stronger than the police.
I got back on my steam roller and ran right over the hill and flattened it. No hill
My wizard friend, who I shall not name due to confidenciality, cast a spell and the hill reappered. She cast another spell to destroy your steam roller and then she cast one final spell to send you to Australlia. My hill.
She also cast a charm on the hill so it could never be flattened again and if anyone attempted to they would die.
Having surfed back from oz i was super fit and I tied up your old wizened friend and sent him to the moon. You were so upset you had to go get chocolate. My hill.
You're mistaken because my wizard is a WOMAN.
Because you were under the delusion that she wasn't you sent Harry Potter to the moon insteed so we all had a party on the hill because nobody likes Harry Potter.
My hill.
I am cold and I am bumping the thread. The hill is still mine.
My hill, oh yeah, it's STILL mine!
My friend Storm came along and froze your feminine wizard friend and sent her out beyond the milky way. For you she sent a little storm cloud that sat just above your head and rained and rained and rained, you got a cold and had to go home to bed. My hill
My wizard friend hitched a lift back to earth on the BRB. She stepped out of the BRB with Ruben in tow. Rueben threw sandwiches at you and Storm and you both ran away screaming. I am frezing cold, but me, my wizard friend and Rueben went inside the mansion on the hill and sat by the warm fire watching Shrek. My hill, my hole and my mushroom.
Looks like Soxon got caught under the steam roller
"Naughty, naughty Caps! Using your Mod Super Powers to win the game. Very evil...." - I didn't, and I have been chucked off the hill to prove it. Mind you Jess, I could delete posts where people bump the thread to gain possesion of the hill because strictly speaking bumping is not allowed on the forum (see the site guide).
But, I do know how steam rollers work so I flattened the hill with it and then while you lot were all looking for the hill I re-made it. My Hill.
You died as a result of my Wizard Friend's charm that she put on the hill before.
She also cast a charm on the hill so it could never be flattened again and if anyone attempted to they would die.So there.
And btw, I was jokin' before.
Mainly because I know how awesome admin powers can be. (from the days where I had a forum which I abandoned because I was getting bullied on there)
And since you died, the hill is mine. My hill.
Fooled you all
And whilst you were all at the bottom of the hill discussing my squashed state I crept back up the hill and declared myself king of the hill
My hill
Didn't fool me. I'm still on the hill with my wizard, my aliens and my sign which says 'Get of my f***ing land or I will unleash my gang of aliens and wizards - Jess The Owner Of The Hill' on it. So there. It's my hill. Always has been, look who started the topic.
Dunno what you lot have been eating or smoking but you are all away with the fairies and while you are away I went up the hill to claim it rightfully as mine. My Hill.
The fairies dragged you down the hill by the hair and it is mine. My hill.
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