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1. 

   Nimrod
   Key Master

   When I was on the hill before I watered the grass at the top because it had been getting a bit dry and trampled with all the people and animals (tresspassers all) who had been up there. When you sat down you got a wet bum giving you a nasty chill so you went down the hill to get some dry underwear and some medicine from the pharmacy. My Hill.

   Sat Aug 28 2010 8:11:43 #
2. 

   jo
   Member

   The grass grew so long I came along in my tractor to cut it, I forgot to look where i was going and nearly mowed you too, you took fright and ran away. My hill.

   Sat Aug 28 2010 10:28:03 #
3. 

   
   Unregistered

   I laughed evily while Jo nearly ran Caps over and in the kerfuffle of it all, I claimed back the hill and my lawyers went after the pair of you. My hill.

   Sat Aug 28 2010 15:54:26 #
4. 

   jo
   Member

   i came back with my pitchfork to tidy up the rest of the grass, and chased you and your lawyer friends off at the same time. My hill.

   Sat Aug 28 2010 19:15:57 #
5. 

   Nimrod
   Key Master

   I am so pleased that you tidied up the rest of the grass as that means I can see you easily now and because you were so tierd after clearing up the grass I offered you a large glass of wine to show my gratitude which you drank. This made you so sleepy that you left the hill to go home to bed. My Hill.

   Sat Aug 28 2010 20:19:19 #
6. 

   jo
   Member

   I woke with a renewed vigour and ran to the top of the hill and did a couple of back flips once I got to the top, unfortunately I hit you on the head as I flipped and knocked you out. Taking the chance I rang you an ambulance and they took you away. My hill.

   Sat Aug 28 2010 20:56:33 #
7. 

   Soxon
   Key Master

   Because some kind soul had watered the grass the ambulance lost traction and knocked you over, Fortunately you were only concussed but to be on the safe side they had to take you in the ambulance along with Caps. I seized the moment and dashed back up the hill. My hill

   Sat Aug 28 2010 21:05:13 #
8. 

   Nimrod
   Key Master

   The paramedics were suspicious about how I came to be knocked over and called the police who arrested everyone on the hill and took them in for questioning. As I was passed fit I was able to return to the hill, MY HILL.

   Sat Aug 28 2010 21:10:48 #
9. 

   jo
   Member

   i told the local hunting group there was a big fox on top of the hill, you scarpered as you heard the hounds barking in the distance. my hill.

   Sat Aug 28 2010 21:12:53 #
10. 

    Truddles
    Member

    Ah poor Soxon so I rang the RSPCA to report the cruelty and whilst they were questioning you I reclaimed the hill. My hill.

    Sat Aug 28 2010 21:20:53 #
11. 

    Nimrod
    Key Master

    But you had to fill in a witness statement and while you were doing that I reclaimed the hill. My Hill.

    Sat Aug 28 2010 21:26:00 #
12. 

    jo
    Member

    I denied any knowledge to the RSPCA and as they found soxon up a tree un hurt they decided to drop the matter. But they did notice there was a gopher on the hill and thought it had escaped from the local wildlife park and took it back. My hill.

    Sat Aug 28 2010 21:29:51 #
13. 

    Truddles
    Member

    That was no gopher it was me I was released because I didn't fit in at the park, the other residents thought my grooming was excessive I then called NASA as there was a little blue alien on the hill. Their team arrived on the double and took the little blue alien away. I was then able to reclaim the hill. My hill I think

    Sat Aug 28 2010 21:37:30 #
14. 

    jo
    Member

    

    Sat Aug 28 2010 21:39:56 #
15. 

    Truddles
    Member

    You were laughing so much that tears were streaming down your face and you didn't see me sneak past you My hill

    Sat Aug 28 2010 21:42:53 #
16. 

    jo
    Member

    oops sorry caps I missed your post while I was plotting

    Sat Aug 28 2010 21:43:25 #
17. 

    Truddles
    Member

    I think he's sneaking the posts in in order to reclaim the hill

    Sat Aug 28 2010 21:45:30 #
18. 

    jo
    Member

    hahaha
    I set a bonfire at the bottom of the hill and rang the firebrigade, you wandered down to look at the hunky firemen, meanwhile I snuck back up. My hill.

    Sat Aug 28 2010 21:49:35 #
19. 

    Truddles
    Member

    I wasn't putting up with that so I reported that you were the arsonist and one of the firemen went back up the hill to carry you down kicking and screaming, laughing I dashed back up the hill complete with a picnic My hill

    Sat Aug 28 2010 22:04:57 #
20. 

    jo
    Member

    
    The hunky fireman was easily manipulated by my dashing good looks and was horrified to hear that people keep stealing my hill so he got the hose out and washed you off. My hill

    Sat Aug 28 2010 22:13:03 #
21. 

    jo
    Member

    Thanks for the picnic btw yum yum

    Sat Aug 28 2010 22:13:48 #
22. 

    Truddles
    Member

    I fell heavily compounding the injury to my shoulder the fireman felt really guilty and so he should and whilst you were busy scoffing my picnic he gently carried me to the top of the hill. He then tripped over you on the way down causing you both to roll to the bottom of the hill My hill I think

    Sat Aug 28 2010 22:18:48 #
23. 

    jo
    Member

    It was chilly with your wet clothes on and was making your shoulder ache more so you went home to get some warm clothes. My hill.

    Sat Aug 28 2010 22:20:24 #
24. 

    jo
    Member

    I'm gonna pitch my tent and make a nice fire, don't think anyones going to get me off the hill tonight ahhh peace and quiet....

    Sat Aug 28 2010 22:30:59 #
25. 

    Nimrod
    Key Master

    While you were asleep in your tent I crept up the hill, wrapped you in your tent and rolled it, with you inside, down the hill. While I was doing that I left some water to boil over your fire so I could enjoy a nice cup of tea on My Hill.

    Sun Aug 29 2010 8:32:38 #
26. 

    Truddles
    Member

    The Water Company took you down the hill to question you about wasting water by watering the hill earlier, I saw this and so raced up the hill to reclaim it
    My hill

    Sun Aug 29 2010 10:51:07 #
27. 

    jo
    Member

    You drank Caps tea but then were caught short and had to dash off home. My hill (always was don't know why it was in question )

    Sun Aug 29 2010 11:04:36 #
28. 

    
    Unregistered

    Naughty, naughty Caps! Using your Mod Super Powers to win the game. Very evil....

    *********

    I was in the background watching all this chaos from a distance. 'What a load of fools' I thought to myself. Then I had a very naughty plan that I would use to claim the hill that is rightfully mine. (it was mine in the first place, I started thet thread )

    Later that same day:
    You were still fighting over the hill. It was getting rather violent and you all ended up with lots of brusies and cuts and scars and things and Jo ended up with a broken leg due to a flyong elephant who joined it on the attack. Then suddenly, you heard a noise. You stopped fighing and turned around, coming face to face with a scary Death Eater (Bellatrix 'cos she be awesome ) you all ran down the hill screaming and Caps wet himself because he was so scared.
    Then I had a epic duel with Bellatrix, won the duel and reclaimed the hill. MY FREAKIN' HILL.

    Sun Aug 29 2010 14:15:18 #
29. 

    jo
    Member

    My friend the Hulk, was a bit upset about my broken leg and got very angry, he came and shook the hill to you fell off and then lifted me gently back to the top. My hill.

    Sun Aug 29 2010 14:22:59 #
30. 

    Truddles
    Member

    You were then arrested for duelling in a public place and were taken to the Cop shop and locked up But as you were led down the hill in hand cuffs between two burly coppers I strolled up the hill to take my rightful place sat in a comfy deckchair looking down on the tangled heap of those who had failed to hold the hill. My hill for certain

    Sun Aug 29 2010 14:24:47 #

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