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A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the drive way. "Oh my God ---- Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband is home early!" she said.
The boyfriend said âI can't jump out of the window, it's raining out there!â
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" the woman replied. âHe's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems so jump out now.â
The boyfriend leaps out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity jogged closer.
âDo you always run in the nude?" he was asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping for air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"
Another runner moved along side and asked âDo you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?â
âOh, yes" the boyfriend answered breathlessly. âThat way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
"Nopeâ he replied âOnly when it's raining!"
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