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Truddles
Member

I was walking home when a frozen lasagne fell on me, this was closely followed by a frozen pizza and then a frozen gateau. I asked a man coming towards me if he knew what was happening.
'Oh, don't worry' he told me 'it's only the fall out from Iceland.'

Thu Apr 22 2010 20:20:30 #
Unregistered

nice

Thu Apr 22 2010 20:22:00 #
thelazypick
Member

haha. good one.

Fri Apr 23 2010 3:26:05 #
poppyfields
Member

Knowing my luck, i would get frozen liver three times uuuurgh which i hate and not a free dinner!!!

Fri Apr 23 2010 8:17:11 #
Tess
Member

Breaking news tonight from Buckingham Palace - the Duke of Edinburgh has sustained an ankle injury - he must have opened his mouth and put his foot in it.

Fri Apr 23 2010 19:52:15 #
Parvez Choudhry
Member

Definition of a perfect wife: Someone who helps her husband with the dishes.

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If a man voices his opinion when his wife is not around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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A man came home from work one evening and found his wife in the kitchen sobbing.
“What’s the matter, darling?” he asked her.
“I just don’t know what to do,” she said. “Because we were eating in for a change, I cooked us a special dinner – but the dog has just eaten it.”
“Don’t worry,” he replied. “I’ll get us another dog.”

Fri May 14 2010 14:20:07 #
Charles Greenwood
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Tue Jul 20 2010 1:09:02 #
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If a man voices his opinion when his wife is not around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Yep.

Sun Aug 1 2010 23:26:40 #