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Started 1 year ago by Rawr :) im a dinosaur :L
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Rawr :) im a dinosaur :L
Member

ok i have played this before, this is how it works

person 1: I saw a donkey and i stopped to say hello

person 2: i saw you say hello to that donkey so i got on it and rode off

person 3: i saw you ride off on my donkey so i...

...and it goes on like that...

there are just 2 rules

- You must say what just happened, i.e. i saw you ride off on my donkey so i...

- You cant post another one until someone else has posted after your last one

ok, i will start:

I saw an injured duck and i went over to help it

Thu Sep 9 2010 6:11:12 #
Nimrod
Key Master

I saw you helping the injured duck and I went to ask if I should call a vet.

Thu Sep 9 2010 9:32:26 #
Truddles
Member

I saw you offer to call a vet and came over with warm towels to wrap the duck in.

Thu Sep 9 2010 10:19:51 #
Rawr :) im a dinosaur :L
Member

i saw you wrap the duck in a warm towel so i i decided to name it fred

Thu Sep 9 2010 20:01:48 #
Truddles
Member

I heard you name it Fred and decided to go and buy it some grain to eat

Thu Sep 9 2010 22:37:22 #
Nimrod
Key Master

After Fred had had some grain to eat she (if she was a he, he would be a drake and not a duck) felt better so I asked when she would be able to lay some eggs for my breakfast.

Fri Sep 10 2010 7:33:45 #
Unregistered

I heard you point out that Fred was a girl so I asked if we should re-name her Freda.

Sat Sep 11 2010 15:44:53 #
Truddles
Member

I heard you rename her Freda and so brought over a pink towel as Freda didn't like the blue towel.

Sat Sep 11 2010 15:47:01 #
Unregistered

I saw the pink towel and I complimented your choice of shade.

Sat Sep 11 2010 15:48:37 #
Nimrod
Key Master

The pink is a nice shade and it also contrasts with the pale blue/green hue of duck eggs making them easier to spot when I am looking for some for my breakfast.

Sat Sep 11 2010 20:05:01 #
Unregistered

I heard you mention 'duck eggs' and 'breakfast' and ran over to lecture you on vegetarianism.

Sat Sep 11 2010 21:19:21 #
Nimrod
Key Master

I never listen to any lectures on vegetarianism because it is a cureable condition and the best medicine for it is a duck egg on steak. Absolutely delicious.

Sat Sep 11 2010 21:37:19 #
Unregistered

This is Caps --->

Sat Sep 11 2010 21:45:16 #
Rawr :) im a dinosaur :L
Member

thats mean haha

i saw you ignore jess' lectures, so i decided to take the duck to a safer place [sorry all]

Mon Sep 13 2010 21:24:26 #
Unregistered

I saw Rawr take the ducky away to a safer place and I decided to go and join her and protect the duck from the evil Caps.

Tue Sep 14 2010 9:43:56 #
Nimrod
Key Master

I also saw Rawr take the duck away supposedly to protect her from the kind me and I followed you so I know where you have taken her. But before you took her she laid some eggs that I am going to have for my breakfast. How shall I have them, boiled or poached?

Tue Sep 14 2010 21:33:24 #
Unregistered

That is evil. How do you know those eggs aren't fertilised?

Wed Sep 15 2010 16:25:54 #
Soxon
Key Master

I presume Caps held them up to a light to check
Whilst Caps was tucking into his eggs for breakfast I joined him for a cuppa and a gossip

Wed Sep 15 2010 17:00:36 #
Unregistered

What if he didn't though? Poor baby duckies....

I heard you were at Caps's house so I rung up your mobile to tell you to make sure that the eggs weren't fertilised and to lwt you know that I was reporting him to the RSPCA.

Wed Sep 15 2010 17:17:06 #
Nimrod
Key Master

I was just about to tuck into my breakfast when there was a knock at the door. It was the RSPCA inspector who told me that I had been reported for fertilising duck eggs. I explained to her about Fred the duck and how I got the eggs and she was quite satisfied that I had done nothing wrong.

As the eggs were just perfectly cooked by this time I asked the RSPCA inspector to join me for breakfast. She was so impressed with my cooking that I invited her for dinner that evening as I had a nice piece of fillet steak that I was going to cook with the rest of the duck eggs. She accepted my invitation so I popped out to get some king prawns for a starter, a bottle of wine and some candles for a romantic atmosphere - oh, and some duck food.

Thu Sep 16 2010 11:02:35 #
Unregistered

I was just about to tuck into my breakfast when there was a knock at the door. It was the RSPCA inspector who told me that I had been reported for fertilising duck eggs.

No, you were reported for EATING fertilised duck eggs and in RL a RSPCA inspector would not join you in consuming baby ducks. Also, by eating steak you are eating a [b}PIG[/b] which is extremely crule and heartless.

I looked at everything that has gone on in this thread surounding Freda the ducky and decided to leave. Tra. *exits stage right*

Thu Sep 16 2010 13:09:00 #
Nimrod
Key Master

After Jess decided to leave the RSPCA inspector came to dinner (the duck egg on steak (and steak comes from cows not pigs Jess)) and told me that she had some good news. Fred the duck has laid some more eggs and they have hatched into tiny ducklings thanks to the good care she recieved from Rawr. I made a mental note to look in my recipe book for duck recipies but in the meantime the RSPCA inspector and I drank a toast to Fred - and the romantic evening continued.

Thu Sep 16 2010 19:29:51 #
Rawr :) im a dinosaur :L
Member

ok...this wasnt how it was suppose to be

lets start again...

I was running across a field and then i fell over :L

Thu Sep 16 2010 21:56:16 #
Unregistered

After Jess decided to leave the RSPCA inspector came to dinner (the duck egg on steak (and steak comes from cows not pigs Jess)) and told me that she had some good news. Fred the duck has laid some more eggs and they have hatched into tiny ducklings thanks to the good care she recieved from Rawr. I made a mental note to look in my recipe book for duck recipies but in the meantime the RSPCA inspector and I drank a toast to Fred - and the romantic evening continued.

That. Is. Evil.

And pigs or cows it's still wrong!

Thu Sep 16 2010 23:09:28 #
Unregistered

I was running across a field and then i fell over

I saw you fall over and came to help you up. "Are you okay, Rawr?" I asked. Then I sugested we go for an ice-cream.

Thu Sep 16 2010 23:10:27 #
Truddles
Member

I saw you go for an ice cream, I followed you and invited you to a party at my house

Sun Sep 19 2010 12:22:54 #
Rawr :) im a dinosaur :L
Member

we went to your house but there was a power cut

Sun Sep 19 2010 23:30:59 #
Truddles
Member

There was a power cut at the house and I kindly brought you some torches and candles

Mon Sep 20 2010 18:38:56 #
Rawr :) im a dinosaur :L
Member

because of the candles we could then see our way around the house, until we came across a [lovely] royal python which i happily picked up and named him eddie!

[dont ask, im feeling random ]

Tue Sep 21 2010 6:05:24 #
Soxon
Key Master

I saw you with the python, I took fright and immediately called the Zoo as a python had escaped earlier that day

Tue Sep 21 2010 14:36:40 #

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