http://www.ocdaction.org.uk/forums/topic/wink-wink It's Time to Act. OCD Action provides support and information for people affected by Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Tue, 22 May 2012 17:30:40 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://www.ocdaction.org.uk/forums/search.php http://www.ocdaction.org.uk/forums/topic/wink-wink#post-36313 Fri, 25 Dec 2009 13:08:58 +0000 Nimrod 36313@http://www.ocdaction.org.uk/forums/ <p>After an injury while playing rugby a man was left with a nerve problem that caused him to continually wink.</p> <p>He applied for a position as a sales rep for a large firm and at the interview the interviewer looks over his application and said “This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best university, your references are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales rep has a highly visible position, and I’m afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry.... we can't take you on.”</p> <p>“But wait,” replied the man “If I take two aspirins, I'll stop winking!” </p> <p>”Really? Great! Show me!” said the interviewer.</p> <p>So the man reached into his jacket pocket and began to pull out all sorts of<br /> condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms; finally, at the bottom, he founds a packet of aspirin. He tore it open, swallowed two aspirins and within a few seconds he stopped winking.</p> <p>“Well,” said the interviewer, “that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanising all over the country!” </p> <p>“Womanising? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!” Protested the man. </p> <p>“Well, in that case how do you explain all the condoms in your pocket?” the interviewer asked.</p> <p>“Oh,” the man sighed -</p> <p>.<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .</p> <p>“Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?” </p>